Dear Beatrice, This is what I’m afraid of. Sincerely, Andro(via filthygorgeousthings, bigmouthstrikesagainandagain)
for Beatrice, because he has hipbones.
Dear Jane: If you don’t stop, I’m taking a plane, dragging you to Vermont, and marrying you there.
Dear All: STEP 1) SEE PICTURE, STEP 2) OM NOMNOMNOMNOM.
